The Halliburton War

Kellog Brown and Root a subsidiary of Haliburton is the real driving force behind the Iraq war.
Dick Cheney has denied having contact with his "old" company. It has been proven through memos and records obtained by the media(Liberal, truth telling bastards, hell bent on destroying the American way of life) linking him to not only day to day operations but in the securing of contracts with the United States military in Iraq when he was Secretary of Defense and Vice President .
Right after Brown & Root's classified study on privatization of logistics for a downsized U.S. military showed that the Pentagon would save billions of dollars by outsourcing they secured their first contract. Cheney happened to be Secretary of Defense at the time. His company did the research that convinced his office of Secretary of Defense to support the offering of a contract worth millions to his company.(Why don't we all have it so good?)
Look at some of the contracts Halliburton has secured(Some of these would make any sports agent proud.) Housing for 100,000 soldiers(10,000 big tents) $200million. Repair oil facilities(To steal the oil for themselves) oops! I mean to help build the Iraqi infrastructure, $1 billion.To build enemy prisoner of war camps(shit hole dumps with cages)$28.2 million, wait a minute! (I live in a shit hole dump.I'll fill it with cages and sell it to the Pentagon for $14.1 million.Thats half of what they're paying now.)To accomodate an Iraqi survey group to find hidden Weapons of Mass Destruction(This is not a joke.)$40.8 million.(The Pentagon is offering contracts to find Santa and The Great Pumpkin so get your bids in ASAP....DAMN! Halliburton already got em'.)A site services support contract (What the fuck is that?) 5 yrs at $700 million(Eat your heart out Shaq.) Development of Iraq's southern oil fields $2 billion.
Iraqi Freedom, WMDs? I don't think so.
F.Y.I. Did you know that despite U.S. sanctions against Iran(The AXIS of EVIL)there is an American company that has, through loopholes(Why is it that only assholes know where to find loopholes ) continue doing business in Iraq.Can you believe an American company doing business with these evil terrorists out to destroy the American way of life(No, that's the gays, no wait,or is it MTV, maybe the media,I forget.)any way, do you want to know the name of the company that would defy our great President George W. Bush?
Halliburton!!!!!!!(Isn't that a conflict of interest? Or is it a loophole? No wait,it must be an ethics matter. I wish Tom Delay were here,he'd be able to clear this up.